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lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

the-vaccines:

is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

thatfunnyblog:

 


"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

thatfunnyblog:

 

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

pajamasecrets:

feminist-transition:

repeat after me friends: 

  • vaginas are self-cleaning
  • there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
  • unless you have an infection 
  • in which case  your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor 
  • but yeah
  • vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts 
  • so fuck off

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

hallowshorror:

anotherlgbttumblr:

kp-ks:

Book Burning Memorial
'In the center of Bebelplatz, a glass window showing rows and rows of empty bookshelves. The memorial commemorates the night in 1933 when 20,000 “anti-German” books were burned here under the instigation of Goebbels. There's a plaque nearby that says something like “Where they burn books, they will also burn humans in the end.” '

Interesting but rarely mentioned: most of the content burned that night came from the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (institute for the science of sex) headed by Magnus Hirschfeld. The institute and Hirshfeld himself were some of the first to openly campaign for the right to have sex with someone of the same gender, the right to transition if you did not identify with your birth sex and for the general acceptance of queer people. The team had already performed the first SRS operations in Germany and in addition, the institute advocated sex education, contraception, the treatment of sexually transmitted diseases, and women’s emancipation. Photographs of the night of the book burning are plastered across history books world wide, but the queer movement that was destroyed that night often goes unmentioned.

reblogging again for that^

hallowshorror:

anotherlgbttumblr:

kp-ks:

Book Burning Memorial

'In the center of Bebelplatz, a glass window showing rows and rows of empty bookshelves. The memorial commemorates the night in 1933 when 20,000 “anti-German” books were burned here under the instigation of Goebbels. There's a plaque nearby that says something like “Where they burn books, they will also burn humans in the end.” '

Interesting but rarely mentioned: most of the content burned that night came from the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (institute for the science of sex) headed by Magnus Hirschfeld. The institute and Hirshfeld himself were some of the first to openly campaign for the right to have sex with someone of the same gender, the right to transition if you did not identify with your birth sex and for the general acceptance of queer people. The team had already performed the first SRS operations in Germany and in addition, the institute advocated sex education, contraception, the treatment of sexually transmitted diseases, and women’s emancipation.
Photographs of the night of the book burning are plastered across history books world wide, but the queer movement that was destroyed that night often goes unmentioned.

reblogging again for that^

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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envyivygreen:

iwasfriendswithaghostonce:

the-rogue-0f-light:

the-rogue-0f-light:

Jade’s handwriting though…

[EDIT]: also i’m totally aware that i’m reading WAAAYYY too much into this but….imageif you flip it upside down…imageimagewhich brings me back to this post: [link]

GUYS I’M JUST SAYING. CALLIE AND JADE’S DEAD DREAM SELF WERE PROBABLY BUDDIES THO AS WELL LIKE JUST:imageimagethere is some kinda massive hidden thing with jade and what all happened for the years her dream self was dead and spent all her time with trolls. and with calliope having karkat’s/signless’ symbol on her cufflinks, the question is, what is the importance of this symbol to the cherubs? or is it just that calliope knows the story?

Nobody obssesses harder than Homestucks. Nobody.
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HUSSIE IS PRACTICALLY A MAD SCIENTIST OF FORSHADOWING!! HOW COULD WE *****NOT***** OBSESS AND WANT TO BE THE ONES SAYING “CALLED ITTTT!!!!!!!!!!”???!!???
I’M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU
I’M SCREAMING AT HOW BIG OF A DEAL THIS POST IS

hellacatspangled:

i said oooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
bby girl
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So this just happened.

modmad:

modmad:

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My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

I hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because I’m always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog